kevennystä lakhotan tyyliin :D

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kevennystä lakhotan tyyliin :D

Viesti Kirjoittaja HisWife » Pe 09.03.2007 01:48

Three Indians were out in the Iraqi desert doing recon for a Company of U.S. Marines.

"I understand that you Indians have brought your own unique indigenous survival equipment for staying out in the desert", inquired their Captain.

"Sir, I have brought an entire barrel cactus" said the Pima guy, proudly. "Back home on the Pima Reservation in Arizona, when I get too hot, I just cut off the top from this kind of cactus and take a drink."

The Captain looked impressed.

Not to be outdone, the Pueblo guy said "Sir, I have brought some sacred corn pollen I brought from my village in New Mexico. When I get too hot, I pray with it, and then it will rain."

The Captain looked even more impressed.

Not to be outdone the Lakota guy from Pine Ridge said, "I brought a car door off a 1969 Chevy Impala."

"Why would you do that?" the Captain asked.

"Well," said the Lakota guy, "when I would get too hot back on Pine Ridge, I'd just roll down the window."

*******

Question: What do you call a Lakota guy out walking his dog?
Answer: ...a Vegetarian.

Question: What do you call a Cheyenne guy with two dogs?
Answer: ...a Rancher.

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